Today is National I Dont Give A Fuck Day

...and I missed it! I spent my whole day giving a fuck, and for what?

The day is not ruined though! Theres still 3 more hours to not give a fuck, and im starting right now.

But writing this post means im giving a fuck, because maybe, just maybe out there somewhere, theres one person who might read this besides me! But you know what? I didnt make this so people would read it. I made it as a creative outlet for myself. And a place to write down what recipe actually turned out good, and which one was flung into the dumpster in a fit of rage followed by a beer/german food coma at my favorite place to eat thats 3 blocks away (theres only one of em!).

So anyway, ive spent the past 2 hours reading Hyperbole and a Half and The Oatmeal. If youve never checked out either, and just so happen to have a few extra hours of free time, or perhaps youve decided to start smoking copious amounts of weed again...Then you will find these websites highly amusing. Ive laughed harder than I have laughed in a long time on these websites. Ive also spent more time sitting in this spot on my computer tonight than I have in a long time. But hey, I guess I did need to just chill out and do nothing for a little bit.

Just a random side note: a man dressed as Santa was banging on the entry door to my apartment a little while ago. I heard the banging, but couldnt see the front door unless I stuck my head out. So I quietly opened the door, peered my head out slowly so as not to be seen. But the second I saw him, he made eye contact, waving his arms frantically, knocking on the door.

So I did what any other fine upstanding member of the community would do.

I hid inside. Closed the blinds. Turned on music.

Thats why I love living where I do. Its not quite guy-gets-shot-right-outside Seattle, or bums-sleeping-and-pissing-all-over-the-place Seattle, or retro-retarted-starbucks-lovers-on-their-cellphones-completely-oblivious-to-humanity-traffic-or-the-world Seattle. It has its own ambiance, the kind you can only get by living within 1000 feet of a major freeway exit, and right next to a main thoroughfare thats a one way street that apparently only half the population knows about or follows.  The place where douchebags who live in the nice apartments next door can take their stupid piece of shit chiahuahua over to my grass outside my window and let their little fuckers shit all over the grass, and not clean it up.  We arent even allowed dogs in this apartment. We know its you.

Anyway, now that I got that out of the way...Welcome to my new blog, where swearing is in abundance!

Ass.

Off to the gym to not give a fuck for a few hours. Nothing better to do than be in an almost completely empty gym on a Friday night, when everyone else is out getting plastered. I dont mind, I just added 20 pounds to my squat and deadlift weight, so ill be torturing my muscles while everyone else is out torturing their livers.